Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup? A: Because he was hoarse. 

andrew-jason:

andrew-jason:

everyone who reblogs this (and follows) will get a Disney joke in their ask box.

(kinda helps if you have your ask box open….) but other than that, yes everyone :p

forever:

can acne not do the thing where it exists 

resits:

If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

(Source: resits)

It was unbearable. The whole thing. Every second worse than the last.

(Source: parabatals)

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

(Source: rooftoqs)